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	var quotes = new Array;
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("It is not length of life, but depth of life.","Ralph Waldo Emerson")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Let us realize that: the privilege to work is a gift, the power to work is a blessing, the love of work is success!","David O. McKay")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("In a conversation, keep in mind that you are more interested in what you have to say than anyone else is.","Andy Rooney")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Things turn out best for those that make the best of the way things turn out.","Art Linkletter")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of.","Benjamin Franklin")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("One kind word can warm three winter months.","Japanese Proverb")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel Mother.","Abraham Lincoln")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("You must be the change you wish to see in the world.","Mohandis K. Gandhi")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.","Mark Twain")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Never believe anything until it has been officially denied.","Claud Cockburn")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I just beat people up.","Mohammad Ali")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.","Woodrow Wilson")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.","Erica Jong")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("I feel the greatest reward for doing is the opportunity to do more.","Jonas Salk")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Too many people are ready to carry the stool when the piano needs to be moved.","Anonymous")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("The hatred we bear our enemies injures their happiness less than our own.","J. Petitsenn")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("The greatest difficulties lie where we are not looking for them.","Johann Wolfgang von Goethe")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Spring is nature's way of saying 'Let's party!'","Robin Williams")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("True power and true politeness are above vanity.","Voltaire")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.","George Bernard Shaw")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death.","George Bernard Shaw")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("In simplest terms, a leader is one who knows where he wants to go, and gets up, and goes.","John Erksine")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Stubborn and ardent clinging to one's opinion is the best proof of stupidity.","Michel de Montaigne (French philosopher, essayist)")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.","Maya Angelou")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.","Mark Twain")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Wise men talk because they have something to say, fools talk because they have to say something.","Plato")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.","Voltaire")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.","Erma Bombeck")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("It is amazing what little harm doctors do when one considers all the opportunity they have.","Mark Twain")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.","Winston Churchill")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.","Wilson Mizner")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("The trouble with life in the fast lane is that you get to the other end in an aweful hurry.","John Jenson")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.","Ralph Waldo Emerson")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("To escape criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.","Elbert Hubbard")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.","J. Danforth Quayle")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.","Walter Elliott")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Try and live your life the way you wish other people would live theirs.","Raymond Burr")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("It is not the place we occupy which is important, but the direction in which we move.","Oliver Wendell Holmes")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem.","Henry Kissinger")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.","James Thurber")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("There are three ways to get something done - do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or ask your kids not to do it.","Malcolm L. Kushner ")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("There are two kinds of pedestrians…the quick and the dead.","Lord Thomas Robert Dewar")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("There are two kinds of people in this world, good and bad. The good people sleep better, but the bad people tend to have more fun during the waking hours.","Woody Allen")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("There are two levers for moving men, interest and fear.","Napoleon")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.","Oscar Wilde")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination.","Edmund Burke")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Education is an important element in the struggle for human rights. It is the means to help our children and thereby increase self-respect. Education is our passport to the future, for tomorrow belongs to the people who prepare for it today.","Malcolm X")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.","William Butler Yeats")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.","Albert Einstein")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.","Malcolm S. Forbes")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.","Ralph Waldo Emerson")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.","Steven Wright")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.","Kenneth Tynan")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Efforts and courage are not enough without purpose and direction.","John F. Kennedy")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Eighty percent of success is showing up.","Woody Allen")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Emotional sickness is avoiding reality at any cost. Emotional health is facing reality at any cost.","M. Scott Peck")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.","Antonio Smith")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.","Ogden Nash")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.","Thomas Watson, former chairman of IBM")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.","Will Rogers")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.","Robert Frost")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?","John Mendoza")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.","Pablo Picasso")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Every generation laughs at the old fashions but religiously follows the new.","Henry David Thoreau")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination.","John Dewey")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar... I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.","Unknown")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.","Henny Youngman")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Every job is a self potrait of the person who did it. Autograph your work with excellence.","Jessica Guidobono")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("I was in darkness, but I took three steps and found myself in paradise. The first step was a good thought, the second, a good word; and the third, a good deed.","Nietzche")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Every man has his follies -- and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.","Josh Billings")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Every man has his own destiny: the only imperative is to follow it, to accept it, no matter where it leads him.","Henry Miller")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Every man has three characters - that which he exhibits, that which he has, and that which he thinks he has.","Alphonse Karr")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have is that I didn't study my Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.","Dan Quayle")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Every mother knows her favorite child was the one who deserved love the least... but needed it the most.","Erma Bombeck")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.","Tom Lehrer")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem.","Henry Kissinger")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("...For that's the way it is with life, as some of the most beautiful days come completely by chance. But even the most beautiful days eventually have their sunsets.","Author Unknown")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.","Jack London")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.","Anonymous")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Every man ought to be inquisitive through every hour of his great adventure down to the day when he shall no longer cast a shadow in the sun. For if he dies without a question in his heart, what excuse is there for his continuance.","Frank Moore Colby")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Every man's memory is his private literature.","Aldous Huxley")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.","Robert Orben")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("I would have made a good Pope.","Richard M. Nixon")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("I would rather lose in a cause that will some day win, than win in a cause that will some day lose!","Woodrow T. Wilson")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich.","John F. Kennedy")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("If a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live.","Martin Luther King Jr.")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("If a man finds himself with bread in both hands, he should exchange one loaf for some flowers of narcissus, because the loaf feeds the body, but the flowers feed the soul.","Muhammad")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size?","Sydney J. Harris")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world.","Blaise Pascal")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.","Steven Wright")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("If I had my life to live again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.","Tallulah Bankhead")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("If I have accomplished anything good, then it's mainly because I've been driven by the need to know whether I can accomplish things I'm not sure I have the capacity for.","Vaclav Havel")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("If I have seen more than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.","Sir Isaac Newton")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?","Abraham Lincoln")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.","Eubie [James Herbert] Blake ")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("If men and women are in chains, anywhere in the world, the freedom is endangered everywhere.","John F. Kennedy")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?","Ronald Reagan")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?","Linda Ellerbee")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we would all be.","Evelyn Waugh")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them.","James Rhinehart")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Everyone knows they're going to die, but no one believes it.","Morrie Schwartz")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Sometimes one has to do things one does not like to do in the short term to achieve greater gains in the long term.","Marian Anderson")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Aging is not just decay, you know. It's growth.","Morrie Schwartz")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Today I feel like the luckiest man on the face of the earth.","Lou Gehrig")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!","Patrick Henry")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Let us have peace.","Ulysses S. Grant")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("It is much easier to be critical than to be correct.","Benjamin Disraeli")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Consistency is the last resort of the unimaginative.","Oscar Wilde")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Increased means and increased leisure are the two civilizers of man.","Benjamin Disraeli")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("The basis of optimism is sheer terror.","Benjamin Disraeli")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Patience is a necessary ingredient of genius.","Benjamin Disraeli")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.","Maya Angelou")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("To be conscious that you are ignorant is a great step to knowledge.","Benjamin Disraeli")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until eventually he knows everything about nothing.","Anonymous")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Never ascribe to an opponent motives meaner than your own.","John M. Barrie")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody expects of you. Never excuse yourself.","Henry Ward Beecher")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall down an open manhole cover and die.","Mel Brooks")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.","Buddha")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("It is no use saying, 'We are doing our best.' You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary.","Sir Winston Churchill")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("There is no such thing as justice--in or out of court.","Clarence Darrow")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.","Albert Einstein")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.","Robert Frost")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day." ,"Robert Frost")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("If we cannot now end our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity.","John Fitzgerald Kennedy")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.","Martin Luther King, Jr.")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.","Albert Einstein")
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.","Old Irish Blessing")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("I never did anything by accident, nor did any of my inventions come by accident; they came by work.","Thomas A. Edison")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is the probable reason so few engage in it.","Henry Ford")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.","John Cleese")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("He does not posses wealth that allows it to possess him.","Benjamin Franklin")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Quality questions create a quality life. Successful people ask better questions, and as a result, they get better answers.","Anthony Robbins")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.","Chinese Proverb")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to do yourself.","Eleanor Roosevelt")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero. Seize the day, put no trust in tomorrow.","Horace, Odes")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("The industrial landscape is already littered with remains of once successful companies that could not adapt their strategic vision to altered conditions of competition.","Abernathy")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others.","Jacob M. Braude")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.","Abraham Lincoln")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debuging Monday's code.","Dan Salomon")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("The days are too short even for love; how can there be enough time for quarreling?","Margaret Gatty")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Indecision and delays are the parents of failure.","George Canning")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen.","Ralph Waldo Emerson")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Opportunity dances with those who are ready on the dance floor.","H. Jackson Brown Jr.")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Be ready when opportunity comes. Luck is the time when preparation and opportunity meet.","Roy D. Chapin Jr.")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.","Laurence J. Peter")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.","Albert Einstein")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Authority is a poor substitute for leadership.","John Luther")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Changing things is central to leadership, and changing them before anyone else is creativeness.","Anthony Jay")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.","Dan Quayle")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Do, or do not. There is no 'try'.","Yoda")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("It's kind of fun to do the impossible.","Walt Disney")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Happiness is good health and a bad memory.","Ingrid Bergman")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.","Adlai Stevenson")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Well done is better than well said.","Benjamin Franklin ")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("The average person thinks he isn't.","Father Larry Lorenzoni")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!","Will Rogers")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.","Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp.")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("640K ought to be enough for anybody.","Bill Gates")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.","Wernher Von Braun")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.","Edsgar Dijkstra")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.","Bjarne Stroustrup")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.","Napoleon Bonaparte")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Artificial intellegence is no match for natural stupidity.","Sarah Chambers")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.","Douglas Adams")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.","Bill Cosby")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illuminates it.","Martin Luther King Jr.")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.","Old Indian saying")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("I don't want any 'yes-men' around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs.","Samuel Goldwyn")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.","Soren Kierkegaard")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("The shepherd drives the wolf from the sheep's throat, for which the sheep thanks the shepherd as his liberator, while the wolf denounces him for the same act as the destroyer of liberty.","Abraham Lincoln")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between a dog and a man.","Mark Twain")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies.","Thomas Jefferson")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.","Elbert Hubbard")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.","Elanor Roosevelt")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.","Rita Mae Brown")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.","Joe Paterno")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words.","Josh Billings")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("It's easy to make a buck.  It's a lot tougher to make a difference.","Tom Brokaw")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Experience is a wonderful thing; it enables you to recognize a mistake every time you make it.","The Associated Press")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Words without ideas are like sails without wind.","Courier Record (Blackstone, Virginia)")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Every adult needs a child to teach; it's the way adults learn.","Frank A. Clark")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Really we create nothing.  We merely plagiarize nature.","Jean Baitaillon")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimension.","Oliver Wendell Holmes")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.","Mark Twain")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.","Unknown")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Forewarned, forearmed; to be prepared is half the victory.","Miguel de Cervantes")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.","William J Bryan")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Life is a continual exercise in the endless pursuit of perfection; we are driven so that we are forever marked with the curse of ambition and it may mean either our ascension to greatness, or our total self-destruction.","Dr. Elsie Chavous")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.","Winston Churchill")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.","Winston Churchill")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("The only real security that a man can have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience and ability.","Henry Ford")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth.","Mohammed Ali")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.","Dwight D. Eisenhower")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("One can remain alive long past the usual date of disintegration if one is unafraid of change, insatiable in intellectual curiosity, interested in big things, and happy in small ways.","Edith Wharton")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("When written in Chinese the word 'crisis' is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity.","John Kennedy")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Finish every day and be done with it.  You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities crept in; forget them as soon as you can.  Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.","Ralph Waldo Emmerson")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you did not do than by the things you did do. So, throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.","Mark Twain")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.","Herb Caen")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Start off everyday with a smile and get it over with.","W.C. Fields")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.","Albert Camus")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.","Bertrand Russell")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.","George Crane")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.","Betty Bender")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.","Robert Frost")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.","Henry Ford")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.","Earl Wilson")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.","E. E. Cummings")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the betterment of life.","Henry Ford")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("We can loan you enough money to get you completely out of debt.","Sign on bank")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside.","Robert Cringely")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.","Anonymous")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every computer that that computer has ever linked up to.","Dennis Miller")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.","Albert Einstein")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.","Albert Einstein")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.","John Tudor")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.","Anonymous")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.","Andrew Brown")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.","B. F. Skinner")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network.","Guy Almes")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.","Jeremy S. Anderson")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with it.","Colin Powell")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.","rendan Hills")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself.","William Faulkner")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Don't look back - something might be gaining on you.","Satchel Paige")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.","Albert Einstein")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.","H. Jackson Brown, Jr.")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("If you can't convince them, confuse them.","Harry S. Truman")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.","Mark Twain")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it.","Winston Churchill, Sir")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others.","H. Jackson Brown, Jr.")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.","Josh Billings ")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Never moon a werewolf.","Mike Binder")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of the workmanship.","John Renmerde")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.","Indira Gandhi")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.","Charles Schultz")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.","Paul Boese")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.","Ralph Waldo Emerson")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him or her.","David Brinkley")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Argue for your limitations and sure enough they're yours.","Richard Bach")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.","Ashleigh Brilliant")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Call it what you will, incentives are what get people to work harder.","Nikita Khruschev ")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.","Ralph Waldo Emerson")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.","Jason Hutchison ")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.","Carl Gustav Jung")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Few people are successful unless a lot of other people want them to be.","Charles Brower ")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.","Lucille Ball ")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are difficult.","Seneca (3 B.C. - 65 A.D.)")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up our minds to walk boldly through them.","Orison Swett Marden")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us.","Alexander Graham Bell")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.","Johann Wolfgang von Goethe")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence. True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation.","George Washington")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, or a new country.","Anais Nin")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known.","Oscar Wilde")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.","Agatha Christie")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.","Herb Caen")	
	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("It's always easier to see a show you don't like the second time because you know it ends.","Walter Slezak")	
//	quotes[++tlquotes] = new Array("","")	

	var randnum = Math.random() ;
	var randx = Math.round( (tlquotes-1) * randnum) +1 ;
	document.write("<p align='center'>"+quotes[randx][0] + "<br><i> - " + quotes[randx][1] + "</i>");
}

function holidays() 
{
	var thetime	=	new Date();
	var nday	=	thetime.getDay();
	var nmonth	=	thetime.getMonth()+1;
	var ntoday	=	thetime.getDate();
	var nyear	=	thetime.getYear();
	var x 		=	-1;

	if (nyear < 1900) 
		nyear += 1900;	
	
	var holisort	=	new Array;
	var holiday	=	new Array;

// holiday entry = (YYYY,"MM","DD",[1=Bank Holiday, 0=Not Bank Holiday],"Holiday Name")

 	holiday[++x] = new Array(2000,"05","05",1,"Cinco de Mayo")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2000,"05","06",1,"The Kentucky Derby")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2000,"05","14",1,"Mother's Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2000,"05","29",0,"Memorial Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2000,"06","14",1,"Flag Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2000,"06","15",1,"Muhammed's Birthday")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2000,"06","18",1,"Father's Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2000,"06","21",1,"First Day of Summer")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2000,"07","04",0,"Indepenence Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2000,"07","14",1,"Bastille Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2000,"09","04",0,"Labor Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2000,"09","22",1,"First Day of Autumn")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2000,"09","30",1,"Rosh Hashanah")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2000,"10","09",0,"Columbus Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2000,"10","09",1,"Yom Kippur")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2000,"10","29",1,"Daylight Savings Time Ends")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2000,"10","31",1,"Halloween")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2000,"11","07",1,"Election Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2000,"11","11",0,"Veteran's Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2000,"11","23",0,"Thanksgiving Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2000,"11","28",1,"Ramadan Begins")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2000,"12","21",1,"First Day of Winter")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2000,"12","22",1,"Chanukah")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2000,"12","25",0,"Christmas Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2000,"12","26",1,"Kwanzaa")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2000,"12","27",1,"Ramadan Ends")

	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"01","01",0,"New Year's Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"01","15",0,"Martin Luther King Jr. Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"01","20",1,"Inauguration Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"01","24",1,"Chinese New Year")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"01","28",1,"Super Bowl Sunday")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"02","02",1,"Groundhog Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"02","14",1,"St. Valentine's Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"02","19",0,"President's Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"02","27",1,"Mardi Gras")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"02","28",1,"Ash Wednesday")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"03","17",1,"St. Patrick's Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"03","20",1,"First Day of Spring")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"03","26",1,"Islamic New Year")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"04","01",1,"Daylight Savings Time Begins")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"04","01",1,"April Fool's Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"04","08",1,"Passover")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"04","15",1,"Easter")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"04","16",1,"Income Tax Due")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"04","22",1,"Earth Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"04","25",1,"Secretary's Day")
 	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"05","05",1,"Cinco de Mayo")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"05","05",1,"The Kentucky Derby")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"05","13",1,"Mother's Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"05","28",0,"Memorial Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"06","14",1,"Flag Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"06","15",1,"Muhammed's Birthday")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"06","17",1,"Father's Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"06","21",1,"First Day of Summer")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"07","04",0,"Indepenence Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"07","14",1,"Bastille Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"09","03",0,"Labor Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"09","18",1,"Rosh Hashanah")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"09","22",1,"First Day of Autumn")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"09","27",1,"Yom Kippur")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"10","08",0,"Columbus Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"10","28",1,"Daylight Savings Time Ends")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"10","31",1,"Halloween")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"11","11",0,"Veteran's Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"11","17",1,"Ramadan Begins")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"11","22",0,"Thanksgiving Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"12","21",1,"First Day of Winter")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"12","10",1,"Chanukkah")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"12","25",0,"Christmas Day")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"12","26",1,"Kwanzaa")
	holiday[++x] = new Array(2001,"12","17",1,"Ramadan Ends")

	holisort	=	holiday.sort();

	var themonths	=	new Array;

	themonths[1]="January "
	themonths[2]="February "
	themonths[3]="March "
	themonths[4]="April "
	themonths[5]="May "
	themonths[6]="June "
	themonths[7]="July "
	themonths[8]="August "
	themonths[9]="September "
	themonths[10]="October "
	themonths[11]="November "
	themonths[12]="December "

	var weekday = new Array;

	weekday[1]="Sunday "
	weekday[2]="Monday "
	weekday[3]="Tuesday "
	weekday[4]="Wednesday "
	weekday[5]="Thursday "
	weekday[6]="Friday "
	weekday[7]="Saturday "

	var holdholi = "";
	var bankday  = "";
	var nholdit = 0;
	var doh, then, theday, date, year, holdn;
	var nholdit = new Array;

	document.write("Today is: "+weekday[nday+1]+" "+themonths[nmonth]+" "+ntoday+", "+nyear);
//	document.write("<hr width='80%' size='2' color='#800000' noshade align='center'><h4 align='center'><font face='Arial' color='#800000'>Events</font></h4><hr width='80%' size='1' color='#800000' noshade align='center'>");
//	document.write("<h4 align='center'><font face='Arial' color='#800000'>Coming Events</font></h4>");
	for (var n=0; n < x+1; ++n) 
	{
		holisort[n][1] = parseInt(holisort[n][1],10)
		holisort[n][2] = parseInt(holisort[n][2],10)
		var adate = new Date(themonths[holisort[n][1]] + " " + holisort[n][2] + ", " + holisort[n][0])

		if ( holisort[n][3] == 0
			&& holisort[n][0] == nyear 
			&& (holisort[n][1] >= nmonth && holisort[n][1] < nmonth + 3)
			&& adate.getDay() == 0 )
		{
				holisort[n][2] = holisort[n][2]+1;
				holisort[n][4] = holisort[n][4] + " -observed-";
				nholdit = holisort[n];
				holdn = n;

				while (holisort[n+1] != null 
					&& holisort[n+1][0] == nyear 
					&& parseInt(holisort[n][1]) == parseInt(holisort[n+1][1],10) 
					&& parseInt(holisort[n][2]-1) == parseInt(holisort[n+1][2],10) )
				{
					holisort[n] = holisort[n+1];
					++n;
					holisort[n] = nholdit;
				}
				n = holdn-1;
		}
	
		if (holisort[n][0] == nyear 
			&& (holisort[n][1] >= nmonth && holisort[n][1] < nmonth + 3)
			&& thetime <= new Date(themonths[holisort[n][1]] + " " + (holisort[n][2]+1) + ", " + holisort[n][0]) )
			
		{
			doh = themonths[holisort[n][1]] + " " + holisort[n][2] + ", " + holisort[n][0];
			then = new Date(doh);
			theday = then.getDay()+1;
			date=then.getDate();
			year=then.getYear();

			if (year<100) 
				year="19" + then.getYear();
			else 
				year=1900 + then.getYear();

			tdoh = "<p align='center'><strong><font face='Arial' size='1'>" + weekday[theday] + themonths[holisort[n][1]] + " " + holisort[n][2] +"</font>"

			if (holisort[n][3] == 0 && (theday != 1 || theday != 7)) 
				bankday = "<br><strong><font color='FF0000' face='Arial' size='1'>"+"BANK HOLIDAY"+"</font></strong>"; 

			if (holisort[n][3] == 0 && theday == 7) 
				bankday = "<br><strong><font color='FF0000' face='Arial' size='1'>"+"BANK HOLIDAY -in lieu-"+"</font></strong>"; 

			var isit = "true";

			document.write(tdoh + bankday + "<br><font face='Arial' size='1'>"+holisort[n][4]+"</font>");
			bankday = "";

			
			do 
			{
				if 	(  holisort[n+1] != null
					&& parseInt(holisort[n][1]) == parseInt(holisort[n+1][1],10)
					&& parseInt(holisort[n][2]) == parseInt(holisort[n+1][2],10) )
				{
					++n;
					document.write("<br><font face='Arial' size='1'>"+holisort[n][4]+"</font>");
				}
				else
					isit = "false";
			} 
			while ( isit == "true" );
			
		}
	} 
}
function writedate() 
{
	var thetime	=	new Date();
	var nday	=	thetime.getDay();
	var nmonth	=	thetime.getMonth()+1;
	var ntoday	=	thetime.getDate();
	var nyear	=	thetime.getYear();
	var x 	=	-1;
      var cl_time =     2;

      if (nday > 4)
            cl_time = 3;

	if (nyear < 1900) 
		nyear += 1900;	

	var themonths	=	new Array;

	themonths[1]="January "
	themonths[2]="February "
	themonths[3]="March "
	themonths[4]="April "
	themonths[5]="May "
	themonths[6]="June "
	themonths[7]="July "
	themonths[8]="August "
	themonths[9]="September "
	themonths[10]="October "
	themonths[11]="November "
	themonths[12]="December "

	var weekday = new Array;

	weekday[1]="Sunday "
	weekday[2]="Monday "
	weekday[3]="Tuesday "
	weekday[4]="Wednesday "
	weekday[5]="Thursday "
	weekday[6]="Friday "
	weekday[7]="Saturday "

	document.write(weekday[nday+1]+" "+themonths[nmonth]+" "+ntoday+", "+nyear+".  We are open from 2pm until "+cl_time+"am.");
}
	
// End -->